kannada jokes

ಸಂತಾ ಒಮ್ಮೆ ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಹತ್ತಿಯ ಬಟ್ಟೆಯನ್ನು ತೆಗೆದು ಸಂತಾ: ಈ ಬಟ್ಟೆ ನೂರಕ್ಕೆ ನೂರು ಹತ್ತಿಯದ್ದಾ? ವ್ಯಾಪಾರಿ: ಇಲ್ಲ ಸರ್, ಅದರ ಗುಂಡಿಗಳು ಮಾತ್ರ ಪ್ಲಾಸ್ಟಿಕ್‌ನದ್ದು

ಟೀಚರ್: ಭೂಮಿಗೂ ಚಂದ್ರನಿಗೂ ಇರುವ ಸಂಬಂಧ ಏನು? ಗುಂಡ: ಅಣ್ಣ-ತಂಗಿ ಸಂಬಂಧ ಸಾರ್.. ಟೀಚರ್: ಹೇಗೆ...? ಗುಂಡ: ಏಕೆಂದರೆ ಭೂಮೀನ ನಾವು ತಾಯಿ ಅಂತೀವಿ.. ಚಂದ್ರನ್ನ ಮಾಮಾ ಅಂತೀವಿ.. ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಸಾರ್..


ಸಂತಾ ಒಬ್ಬಳು ಸುಂದರಿ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬರುತ್ತಿರುವುದನ್ನು ನೋಡಿ ಅವಳ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಹೋಗಿ ಅವಳ ಕೆನ್ನೆಗೆ ಒಂದು ಮುತ್ತು ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಹುಡುಗಿ: ಹೇ... ನೀನೇನು ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀಯಾ..? ಸಂತಾ: ನಾನು ಬಿಎ ಪೈನಲ್ ಇಯರ್...

ಪುಟ್ಟ: ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಾರ್ ಹೆಸರೇನು? ಪುಟ್ಟಿ: ನಾನು ಅದರ ಹೆಸರು ಮರೆತುಬಿಟ್ಟೆ ಅದು 'ಟಿ'ಯಿಂದ ಶುರುವಾಗುತ್ತೆ. ಪುಟ್ಟ: ಅಬ್ಬಾ, ಎಂಥ ಗಾಡಿ ಮಾರಾಯ್ತಿ, ನಮ್ಮ ಗಾಡಿಗಳೆಲ್ಲಾ ಪೆಟ್ರೋಲ್‌ನಿಂದ ಶುರುವಾಗುತ್ತೆ

kannada jokes

ಒಂದು ಹುಡುಗ ದಿನ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಕದೀತಾ ಇದ್ದ. ಒಂದಿನ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿಗಳನ್ನು ಮಾರಿ ಒಂದು ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಕೊಂಡುಕೊಂಡ.
ವಿಧಿ ಆಟ ನೋಡಿ ಇವಾಗ ಅದೇ ಹುಡುಗ ತನ್ನ ರಿಯಲ್ ಸ್ಟೋರಿನಾ ತಾನೆ ಓದ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದಾನೆ. !!!

kannada jokes

sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-

Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli

kannada sardarji jokes

A kannada medium boy joined
a convent.
Teacher:
Wat's ur name?
Boy:
Nanna hesaru mutthuraaj
Teacher:
Tel dat in english.
Boy:
My name is
= KISS KING =

santu bantu kannada jokes

Huccha1: Naale Naanu Pradhana
Mantri agtha iddini!
Huccha2: Ha! Ha! Ha!
H1: Yak Nagthiddiya
H2: Naaninnu RAAJINAME-ne
kottilla

Sadhu kokilas Son:appa1+1
Estagutte Sadhu-Ayyo goobe
nanna magne Idiot Nalayak
Schoolge patre toliyak hogtiya
Hogo roomge Calculator tagondu
baro


Manthri: Prabhu ! yuddakke
siddharagi antha pakkada
rajjyada Raja msg kalisiddane
yenu madodu Prabhu?
Prabhu: "Msg Sending failed"
antha vapasu kali

Mobil anodu 1 gudi
sms anodu gantegalu
sms madoru devaru
sms odoru baktaru
rply madoru panditru
Odi sumne iroru gudi mundina
BHIKSHUKARU

A man: naayi biscuit kodi..
Shopkeeper: sir, parcella .. ille
tinthira ? !!

RAVANA: cigaret idya ?
HANUMAN: illa. RAMA: le nin hatra
1 pack idyalla
HANUMAN: sumnir guru avanige
10 thale ide full pac kali aguthe.

KUMRSWAY
20-20 adona bartiya
YEDYURPA: 1 conditione nande
first bating
KUMAR: OK adre nandu
1condition
YEDI: yenu
KUMAR: Nammappa umpire
agbeku!

Hudugiya kiru "NAGE"
Huduganige full "HOGE"
Hudugiya sihi "MUTTU"
Huduganige "APATTU"
Hudugiya "KUDINOTA"
Huduganige "TITHI OOTA"

Jai karnataka, kannada photos

sardarji kannada joke

Love emba cricket nalli
preeti emba ball esadu hudugi
emba wicket padede
adre baddi maga avrappa No bal
anda


TEC-
SATYAKU
BRAMEGU
iruva difernce enu?
S-techer ishtottu nivu pata
madiddu
"Satya"
adu namge tilidide anta nivu
tilkondirodu nim
"Brame"

frm nischay
pg50.59

karnataka kannada joke

Doctor : Hegidiyappa ?
Rogi : Parvagila sir aadru swalpa
kasta sir..!
Doctor : Enappa kasta ninge?
Rogi :Nurse ge sister annoke
thumba kasta sir.!


SSLC alli 10 sala fail ada gunda
avana pen annu exam bordige
kalisi adara jote alli 1du letter
bareda 'AYUDA KELA GITTU
SHARANAGI DENE pas madi'



Banglorina dappa hudugi annu
enanta karia bahudu
?
?
?
?
Think
?
"BRUHAT BENGALURU MAHA
NAGARA BALIKE"


sardar1- sayuvaga bayalli yenu
hakabeku?
Sar2- BIRLA CEMENT
sar1- yeke?
sar2- yekendre e cement alli jiva
ide

joke kannada

Wife: Yaakri! Naan bandagella
Kannadka Haaktira?
Husband: Doctor Helidru kane,
Thalenovu bandaga Kannadka
hakoli antha.!+


Hieght of insult
Boy : I love u..!
Girl : Vatta vadre andra
HUBALLIGE hogi biltiya
Boy : Swalpa HAGUR vadhi va
nang Bagalkotyage hogbdku..!



Obba Forinar 1 Templege hoda,
alli Baktru Aaaratina avna munde
hididru. Avnu Deepa aarsi
helidaHappy Birthday GANESha


Appa-Magane Ninge eega
MADUVE Maadonva
Maga-Naanu eega Aagalla
DEEPAVALIge Aagtene.
A-Aaga Yaake?
M-Aaga OFFER iruttalla,
1 kke 1 FREE adakke

Kannada sms

Man: nanna koodalanna
chikkadagi kattarisu
Barbar: yesu chikkadagi sir?
Man: nanna hendati kaige
sigadashtu chikkadaagi.


Gunda: yake nammane
gruhapraveshakke barleilla?
sardar: barbeku ankondidde
aadre gruhapravesha yaav
chowtryalli antane
gottaaglilla...


Yaradru nimmannu Tumba
ollevru
devranta jana andre kodle
kapalakke hodiri
bcz
avrige eshtu dhairya nimmanu
Marchnale APRILFOOL madoke
alva?


Pg20.29

Free kannada sms

Jailar- Enappa ninna nodoke yaru
barolla yake?
Kaidi- Hege bartare sir, namma
idi family ille ide


Madhuve madkond mele
&
Mobile thagond mele yallarigu 1
bejar irutthe.
Yenandre
"Swalpa wait madidre innu olle
MODEL sigthitthu antha..


Gunda nurse helida : 'neenu
nanna hrudaya kaddiruve'
Adakke nurse helidalu :
'nanu hrudaya kadiyuva modale
doctor ninna kidney kaddiddare

Free kannada joke

Condutor:Yako Nanu 3 Sala Visil
Hodedru Bus Nillista illa
Drivr:Nan Magane illi Nanu 6 Sala
Brek Hodedru Bus Nilta illa inu
Ninna Visilge Niluta



HUDUGI:nam ammange ninu
thumba esta
agidyante kano.
HUDGA-nachike
inda. Ene agli madve matra
Ninjotene agodu kane
Nin ammange nann mareyoke
helU


hudugiaru coconuts tara may be
harder outside
But
sweet at heart,
But
boys are like cabbage..
Eshtu sippe thegedaru konege
uliyodu sippene.

New kannada joke

Condutor:Yako Nanu 3 Sala Visil
Hodedru Bus Nillista illa
Drivr:Nan Magane illi Nanu 6 Sala
Brek Hodedru Bus Nilta illa inu
Ninna Visilge Niluta



HUDUGI:nam ammange ninu
thumba esta
agidyante kano.
HUDGA-nachike
inda. Ene agli madve matra
Ninjotene agodu kane
Nin ammange nann mareyoke
helU


hudugiaru coconuts tara may be
harder outside
But
sweet at heart,
But
boys are like cabbage..
Eshtu sippe thegedaru konege
uliyodu sippene.

New kannada sms

Condutor:Yako Nanu 3 Sala Visil
Hodedru Bus Nillista illa
Drivr:Nan Magane illi Nanu 6 Sala
Brek Hodedru Bus Nilta illa inu
Ninna Visilge Niluta



HUDUGI:nam ammange ninu
thumba esta
agidyante kano.
HUDGA-nachike
inda. Ene agli madve matra
Ninjotene agodu kane
Nin ammange nann mareyoke
helU


hudugiaru coconuts tara may be
harder outside
But
sweet at heart,
But
boys are like cabbage..
Eshtu sippe thegedaru konege
uliyodu sippene.

Kannada sms jokes

Condutor:Yako Nanu 3 Sala Visil
Hodedru Bus Nillista illa
Drivr:Nan Magane illi Nanu 6 Sala
Brek Hodedru Bus Nilta illa inu
Ninna Visilge Niluta



HUDUGI:nam ammange ninu
thumba esta
agidyante kano.
HUDGA-nachike
inda. Ene agli madve matra
Ninjotene agodu kane
Nin ammange nann mareyoke
helU


hudugiaru coconuts tara may be
harder outside
But
sweet at heart,
But
boys are like cabbage..
Eshtu sippe thegedaru konege
uliyodu sippene.

Kannada thought

Manglorinda Banglorge 360 K/m
Banglorinda Manglorge 360 K/m
Somavardinda Shanivarakke 5
Dina
Shnivardinda Somavarakke 2 de
Dina
Nijvaglu mosa



%Titanic%
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Sumne gift anta itkolli. 2012 ge
pralya adre bekagute.


Friend,
Life nalli Onde jokige navu pade
pade nagalla..
anda mele onde novige yakri
navu pade pade altivi.?
Alva.?
think it.!


Hudugiya kiru "NAGE",
Huduganige full "HOGE",
Hudugiya sihi "MUTTU",
Huduganige "APATTU".
Hudugiya "KUDINOTA"
Huduganige "TITHI OOTA"


Nijvada
Friends,
Satta melu NARAKA dalli sigtare.
Matte allu kuda
Heltare.?
"MAGA"
Yaman MAGALU SUPER Figure
KANO...?

Kannada143 jokes

Police:Ninge Naale Beligge "5"
Gantege Gallu
Shikshe.
Sardar:Ha Ha Ha.
Police:Yaake
Nagtiya?
Sardar:Nan Yeddolade "8.30"
Gantege...


Hendati-Ree nimage Rani anno
innoblu hendati iro vishaya Ek
helalilla
Gunda-Modale helidnalla chinna
ninna Rani tara nodkotini
antha...!



Olle hudgir
Heart,
Sigbekandre punya madirbeku,
yakendare
Haro hakkige alankara,
Prithso hudgirge durankara..
Duddidre PREMA
Ellandre NAAMA.

joke kannada

Police:Ninge Naale Beligge "5"
Gantege Gallu
Shikshe.
Sardar:Ha Ha Ha.
Police:Yaake
Nagtiya?
Sardar:Nan Yeddolade "8.30"
Gantege...


Hendati-Ree nimage Rani anno
innoblu hendati iro vishaya Ek
helalilla
Gunda-Modale helidnalla chinna
ninna Rani tara nodkotini
antha...!



Olle hudgir
Heart,
Sigbekandre punya madirbeku,
yakendare
Haro hakkige alankara,
Prithso hudgirge durankara..
Duddidre PREMA
Ellandre NAAMA.

kannada sardar joke

Sardar 1 hosa colour TV tagonda adannu 1 baket neerinalli mulugisida

Yake?


Yake?


Yake?


Sumne
colour hogutta anta nodoke.
Buddhi jasthi nimthara

amma joke

AMMA: Lo magane pakkad mane hudgi S.S.L.C yalli 1ST CLASS, awalna nodi kalthko. MAGA : Ayyo sumne eramma avalna nodi nodine nanu 3RD CLASS agiddu.

mummy joke

Mummy : Yako gunda paapu alta ide??
Gunda : Paapu ge hasivu agta ide anta menasina kaayi kotte,,mostly innondu beku anta alta irbeku..!!

kannada teacher joke

Teacher- nivu chenagi vodi nama INDIA deshake ole hasaru tarabeku
student- eke madam INDIA ano hesaru chenagi ilava

kannada love joke

Boy :-priye Nanu ningoskara hettavaranne bittu bande
Girl:-Nanu ningoskara hetta maguvanne bittu bande

kannada mestru joke

Mestru:-gunda 1kurige Rs 100,adare 600 kurige yestu?
Gunda:-1 kg maamsakke 150 Rs andamele 1kurige 100 Rs ge kodokke kuri enu nin appanda?

teacher joke

sir: Yako, ondu varadinda school ge bartha illa ?

student: Hoda jagakke matthe matthe hodre maryade sigolla antha nammappa heliddare sir!

appa maga joke 2

Father:magane ratriyella obbane irtiya.., bootha geetha bandre, yenmadtiya.? Maga:bootha bandre, odistene.. geetha bandre, belligge kalistene...?

kannada appa maga joke

Father:magane ratriyella obbane irtiya.., bootha geetha bandre, yenmadtiya.? Maga:bootha bandre, odistene.. geetha bandre, belligge kalistene...?

appa maga joke

Appa : yaako maga amma maatadta illa.

Maga : enillappa. Amma lipstick kelidlu naanu feviquick kotte aste...

doctor joke

Doctor: Nanu kottida love letter'na yen madide?

Girl: Medical shop navarige kotte..

Doctor: Yake?

Girl: Doctr hand writing avrige matra alva artha
aagudu.

kannada doctor joke

Sardar:- Doctor nange only voice kelutte, manushyaru kanalla. Yake...!? Dr:- ee tara nimge yavaga agutte. Sardar:- phone nalli mataduvaga matra...

sardar swing pol joke

Sir swimming pool katistadivi anadru sahaya madi.
soma-le maga bachalu mane inda 1 baket niru kodo.

Kannada judge joke

Judge : Neenu ninna lover na yaake konde?
Girl: Summane.
Judge: Summane andre..?
Girl : "Kollu hudugi omme nanna haage summane"anthidda adakke kondhe.

kannada gunda joke

Doctor: onde sala 3 hallu hege hoitu?
Gunda:nan wife madid mysurpak tindu
Dr:tinnolla anbekitu.
Gunda:Ayo bidi sir tindidke 3 hoithu.beda andidre32 hogthitu.

Kannada sardar sms

Sardar Wife: Rathri Mobile Charge Ge idbedi. Mobile Blast Aagutthe.
.

.

Sardar: Nange Gottu. Adke Nanu Battery Tegedu Charge Madtha iddini....!