sms jokes

BHAKTa- oh! Devare Nanage
Kasta kodu, himse kodu
Novu Kodu, Huchanagi Madu.
DEVARU- Ayo Goobe Onde Matalli
Nange
‘ GirlFriend’ Beku Anta KelBarda

Sardarji – Tagolo Sweets
Friend – Yen Visiya
Kusiyagidiya?
Sardarji – Nangu nanna Girl
Friendgu Maduve set ayitu
Friend – Congratsma Yavaga
Maduve?
Sardarji – Nandu May 15th
Avaldu June 15th….

Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa
Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle
chinese tara idiya..?

Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of
Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA
ANGADI

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jokes

Gunda: I love you.. Neenu ok
andare odi hogona.
Girl: Chappale tegibeka ?
Gunda:tegedu kayyalli hidko.
Odoke easy aagutte.

Gundana 9 maklali 1 magu bere
tara ittu.wife mele dout
Sayo dina
Gunda:Egladru helu,a 1magu
yardu
Wif:a 1 magu matra nimdu.

HUDUGI: PREETHI yeke
BOOMImelide? HUDUGA:-Mahadi
mele jagavillade! HUDUGI:-Nanne
yeke PREETHI madide? HUDUGA:-
Ninna akkanige madhuve agide!

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kannada insult sms

Nange gotthu nimage volle
Kannada Barutthe Antha, Adhakke
vondhu Test Madthini,
Naja,Nuja,Baja,Kaja,Raja
Edharalli ''ja''Thegedu vodi

Kannada movies related to
college life:
Exams-'sharapanjara'
Qs.paper-'aparichitha'
dibar-'aakasmika'
chits-'apthamitra'
Results-'Adhrusta rekhe

Kannada Film names Directed
by computer Engineers.
*Mussange mousu.
*Nanu nanna windows
*Boolokaddalli Bil Gates
*Bangarada Data
*Namma pritiya "R.A.M"
*Yarado hardware yellamana software

Obba huduga SSLC nalli first
rank tagonda karana avnu
prathibhavantha..
Ade huduga p.u.c nalli fail aada
adke karana yaro "Prathiba"
antha!!

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