Kannada jokes sms

sandarshaka : neevu huttiddu
yavaga?
santaji : october 18
sandarsaka : varsha?
santaji : prativarshavu october
18 nanna huttida dina.

boss: santa yaake late?
santa : daariyalli barutta iddaga
nanna snehita sikkida. avana jate
avana gaadiyalli bande.
boss: gaadiyalli bandru late aaa?
yaava gaadi adhu?
santa : sir! adu road roller

santa: abba! Just miss, eegashte
bus ondu nanna tale mele haadu
hoytu.
snehita : hauda!! neenu hege
escape aade?
santa: nanna punya naanu fly
over kelage ninttidde.

santa : sir, t.v. bittu innella
vastugalannu kallaru
dochiddaare..
police adhikari : adondannu
yaake bittu hodaru?
santa : naanu a timenalli t.v.yalli
sillilalli serial nodtaayidde sir!