kannada joke

Sardarji maneya PLUG nalli
hoge barta ittu. Sittininda
KEBge phone madi dabayisida..
"Yarri adu officenali?
cigarette sedi nammane plug
nalli hoge bidodu?!"

Shilpi kallannu kettidare
adu
KALE.
Wah! wah! Ade kallinda shilpiyanu
kettidare adu
KOLE
wah! Wah!

Huchha : time yest aytu ?
Normal person : 9:57 am aythu.
Huchha - beliggeyinda time
keltiddini, obbobbaru ondondu
thara helthiddare mental
nanmaklu!

Ideega banda suddi Belagaum
nalli joragi surid
malege 26 maklu, 82mudukru
neerinalli
mu..
mu.. mu..
mu..
mu..
"MUKA " tholkondru!