santu bantu kannada jokes

Huccha1: Naale Naanu Pradhana
Mantri agtha iddini!
Huccha2: Ha! Ha! Ha!
H1: Yak Nagthiddiya
H2: Naaninnu RAAJINAME-ne
kottilla

Sadhu kokilas Son:appa1+1
Estagutte Sadhu-Ayyo goobe
nanna magne Idiot Nalayak
Schoolge patre toliyak hogtiya
Hogo roomge Calculator tagondu
baro


Manthri: Prabhu ! yuddakke
siddharagi antha pakkada
rajjyada Raja msg kalisiddane
yenu madodu Prabhu?
Prabhu: "Msg Sending failed"
antha vapasu kali

Mobil anodu 1 gudi
sms anodu gantegalu
sms madoru devaru
sms odoru baktaru
rply madoru panditru
Odi sumne iroru gudi mundina
BHIKSHUKARU

A man: naayi biscuit kodi..
Shopkeeper: sir, parcella .. ille
tinthira ? !!

RAVANA: cigaret idya ?
HANUMAN: illa. RAMA: le nin hatra
1 pack idyalla
HANUMAN: sumnir guru avanige
10 thale ide full pac kali aguthe.

KUMRSWAY
20-20 adona bartiya
YEDYURPA: 1 conditione nande
first bating
KUMAR: OK adre nandu
1condition
YEDI: yenu
KUMAR: Nammappa umpire
agbeku!

Hudugiya kiru "NAGE"
Huduganige full "HOGE"
Hudugiya sihi "MUTTU"
Huduganige "APATTU"
Hudugiya "KUDINOTA"
Huduganige "TITHI OOTA"